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Item: Specimen 483
Name: Chris P. Chicken
Weight: 69.666 lbs
Height: 5’7
Age: 420
Containment Classification: Euclid
Danger Classification: Green
AKA: Caloomphis

Description: 483 is a sentient refrigerator who works as the sole cashier at a Chipotle in Pierre, South Dakota. He is usually nice to other people, however, this is just a facade to hide his true personality. When provoked, 483 will resort to eating the person whole with his mouth and swallowing them in less than 7 seconds. The swallowed person will often stay in his stomach alive for up to 4 minutes, before being dissolved by the cancerous acids that reign in his body, whether it would be stomach acid or cringy Tik tok celebrities. Either way, cancer will kill you. He is also known for unintentional public indecency. Every time he coughs, his pants fall down.

Containment: 483 is very shallow and scrawny, so containment is easy. He must be contained in a human-size Panera Bread bag, stapled shut in every corner. 483 is physically incapable of breaking anything that isn't owned by Chipotle.

Created by TheVenomoth
Owned by Armadillo Tree

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Item: Specimen 001
Name: Thomas Kleinenager
Height: Varies, depending on who or what Thomas is at the time
Weight: Varies, depending on who or what Thomas is at the time (normally 15 tons of pure communism)
Age: 175 (the age of communism)
Containment Classification: Defectus
Danger Classification: Black
Threats: Biological Irregularities, Existential Threat, Level 3 God-Like Entity, Matter Communism Regulating Object, Sapient Object
AKA: ☭Tommy the Commie☭

Description: Thomas Kleinenager is a massive shape-shifting blob composed of pure solidified Soviet winters, the Red Army’s spirit, and, of course, pure communism. He is said to appear mostly as a giant hammer and sickle, reaping wheat and hammering hot iron into Soviet tools across all of Russia. Whenever the hammer strikes or the sickle cuts, the Soviet anthem is blasted for miles around.

Thomas appears to have god powers as long as people believe in communism. If anyone expresses doubt of communism in his presence, they will immediately be teleported to an unknown location.

Containment: Although usage of the Red-Eyed God to contain Tommy the Commie could very well be possible, it is currently not being done due to Russia not allowing the containment or capture of Tommy the Commie, as he is seen as a secret national symbol to the country. The majority of the task force members who have attempted to catch Tommy the Commie have either disappeared to an unknown location or were caught by the Russian police and put in prison.

Created by Dr. Aurora and Dr. Agent
Owned by Aurora Borealis

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Item: Specimen 515
Name: N/A
Weight: N/A
Height: 2 kilometers
Age: 8
Containment Classification: Ticonderoga
Danger Classification: Green
Threat: Autonomous Object, Matter Irregularities
AKA: The Water Blob

Description: 515 is what appears to a giant blob of gelatinous-like water that was discovered in the middle of a desert in New Mexico.

Every 3 hours, 515 goes in one random direction at speeds around 15 mph until these 3 hours pass. While this time passes, 515 will pick up any organic substance it touches and dissolve it in merely seconds. It is unknown how this happens, but it is theorized to be unbelievably painful for good reasons.

If an inorganic substance comes into contact with 515, the object will immediately fire out in a random direction after about 5 minutes of residing in 515 at speeds exceeding 500 mph.

Containment: Containment of 515 has been proven to be very difficult, however, 515 currently resides in a large 800 feet-deep hole in [DATA REDACTED], Antarctica. A 40 foot wall has been built around the area to prevent people from entering the area. The closest civilization has been verified to reside more than 75 miles away, meaning that there are no people to see or find 515.

Created by Dr. Agent
Concept by Dr. Slimer
Owned by Dark Energy

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Item: Specimen 216
Containment Classification: Safe
Danger Classification: Green
Threat: Biological Irregularities, Matter Irregularities

Description: 216 is what appears to be an 5 mL eccentric tip syringe which was discovered sitting on the ground in an abandoned hospital in ███████, Kentucky. 216 has two anomalous qualities - one of that being that 216 appears to be completely indestructible with it being resistant to any force placed upon it, and secondly being that 216 appears to produce unknown substances inside of it. Where exactly these substances originate from appears to be completely unknown. This substance is to be referred to as 216-1.

Upon being injected with 216-1, the subject (now referred to as 216-2) will, at first, show no notable changes in their body that isn't caused by the injection of the syringe, however, after approximately 30 minutes up to an hour after initial injection, 216-2 will begin showing random anomalous abilities (immortality, levitation, intangibility, etc.) that weren't present before. These anomalous abilities, however, appear to fade after approximately 24 hours. However, these effects only happen approximately 70% of the time, as otherwise injection of 216-1 results in instantaneous death after the 30 minute mark.

Containment: 216 is currently contained in Light Containment Sector 14B. Usage of 216 is prohibited unless approved by two (2) personnel with Clearance 4.

Created by graystar2426
Owned by IO Facility

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Item: Specimen 197
Name: N/A
Weight: 68.2 lbs
Height: 5'6
Age: 3
Containment Classification: Euclid
Danger Classification: Green
Threat: Biological Irregularities, Biological Hazard, Matter Regulating Object, Memetic Hazard, Sapient Object
AKA: The Anatomical Model

Description: 197 is a life-size full body anatomical model. The model appears to be indestructible and sentient. 197 appears to be incapable of communication, however, is shown to be remarkably intelligent, as it is capable of predicting human movements along with prediction of where exactly the person is travelling to. Despite it’s intelligence though, 197 appears to be illiterate.

197’s main anomalous properties first come into effect upon initial sighting of it. It will proceed to stand still and continuously look in the direction of the person who saw it. After approximately 15 minutes, it will proceed to teleport within 50 feet of the person and continuously follow them at speeds of 7 mph. Due to how fast it moves, it is possible to get away. It often stops following the person upon getting 620 feet away from it, however, it will once again begin following the person upon entering that radius.

Upon getting within 15 feet of 197, the person will suddenly have symptoms including fatigue, dizziness, nausea, tunnel vision and headaches. Upon getting into this radius, the chance of survival drops by a large percentage. In over half of the scenarios, 197 will arrive at the person’s destination and touch them. Upon contact, the person will die within seconds due to all organ systems in the person’s body suddenly shutting down.

The goals of 197 is still currently unknown, as it is unknown why exactly it attempts to kill humans, as it appears to no longer care about the person once deceased and will become docile unless once again sighted.

Discovery: 197 was first discovered in a hospital in [DATA REDACTED] on ██/██/201█. 197 appeared to have suddenly gained sentience and appeared to have killed several doctors, nurses, and patients prior to Phantasma gaining news of the event. A task force was sent to capture 197, however, failed and had half of the squad wiped out.

Another attempt was made, but this time, a task force was controlling drones. 197 was then successfully captured and sent to Site-01.

Containment: 197 is currently contained in a windowless 3x3x3 meter concrete chamber with speakers in Medium Containment Sector 14J. A 2x2x2 meter room has been attached to 197’s chamber, however, is mostly sealed off unless maintenance is being done to it’s chamber.

Upon maintenance being conducted on 197’s chamber, the door to the attached chamber is to be opened and 197 is instructed to enter this chamber. After maintenance is complete, the door will once again be opened, and 197 will be instructed once again to enter it’s original chamber. The door will then be closed afterwards.

Created by Dr. Agent
Image by Dr. Agent
Owned by Projekt Epsilon

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Item: Specimen 498
Weight: Unknown
Height: 1 ft.
Name: Elmoe
Containment Classification: Keter
Danger Classification: Red
Threats: Biological Irregularities, Immortality Level 1, Level 2 God-Like Entity*, Matter Irregularities, Sapient and Violent
AKA: God Elmoe

Description: 498 is what appears to be an indestructible foot-tall Elmo plushie, except for the fact that it is named "Elmoe." 498 appears to have both sentience and sapience, however, isn't very intelligent by human standards, having an IQ of 78. 498 has demonstrated that it has massive amounts of physical strength, being able to crush rocks like granite by pounding on it. 498 also has thrown airplanes at people, throwing boulders at hospitals with speeds exceeding over 1,200 mph, etc. Despite 498's indestructibility and immortality, 498 does feel pain and can be knocked out.

498 appears to carry around an indestructible shield made of tin which is wrapped in duct-tape. 498 also has armor constructed out of cardboard which is unbelievably difficult to break. Only one event has been recorded so far when 001-4 broke through 498's armor after an intense fight.

498 also appears to have god powers, however, very limited in terms of ability. 498 is only capable of using his god powers once a month and is shown to have a noticeable lacking in control over these god powers. An example of this is 498 attempting to destroy a military base but instead causing an apartment complex 25 miles away to explode violently for no reason once so ever.

498 is currently an executive in the group Projekt Phobos, but is also currently leading a terrorist group known as "Elmoe's World." This group has many headquarters, however, only a few of them were successfully destroyed:

Note: This is only a list of headquarters we can confirm to exist.

Containment: 498 was contained in Maximum Containment Sector 13B prior to Projekt Phobos breaking into the facility and successfully breaching 498. 498 is currently on the run.

Created by Dr. Agent
Concept by Dr. Agent and Dr. Sirius
Owned by Projekt Kronus and Projekt Phobos

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